Our advice columnists debate the pros and cons of over-the-top bling, stink-free pits and knock ‘em dead threads.

I rock funky rings and gold chains, but my coworkers call me “office guido.” How do I know when I’m wearing too much bling?
Torrie: I like a guy who wears cool necklaces, rings and those hot chain belts! Oh, a few bracelets too - I guess you’d win me over.
Randy: Only listen to her if you want to look tacky. Keep it simple with a nice watch and ring.
Torrie: That’s uncalled for! It’s cool to wear jewelry because it shows you pay attention to how you look.
Randy: I’m just saying a nice timepiece and ring is all you need, I’d know - I own nine fine watches.

I think it’s vital to shower twice per day - once in the A.M. and once before bed. My girl thinks I’m going overboard. Thoughts?
Randy: Everyone sweats, so it’s crucial to wash at least twice a day.
Torrie: Yeah, I’d definitely like when a clean guy jumps into bed with me, that way I could have a bit more fun…
Randy: Good reason, right?
Torrie: Honestly, there’s nothing better than a good clean man.

Im desperate to hide my meaty stomach for a hot date, what I can I wear to look svelte.
Randy: Black is always a safe bet.
Torrie: That’s true, but jeans and a T-shirt can also be flattering.
Randy: That’s OK if you’re going casual, but if you can pull off a nice suit, like myself, then I’d sport that. Tailored threads will definitely trump any casual getup.
Torrie: I’d ditch the girl if she doesn’t think you’re skinny enough. She must not be the chick for you.

WWE Magazine, December 2007. Typed up for iTorrie exclusively by Melanie.