Our newest advice columnists stress the importance of a hairless gut, sparkling chompers and immaculate hooves.

I recently to a schick to my chest just to see what it would be like. Turns out, my girl really digs the new aerodynamic me, but I miss my rats’ nest, any suggestions?
Torrie: If you really like the girl you’ll continue on the hairless route.
Randy: If she likes a smooth chest then it’s definitely worth doing.
Torrie: I don’t like a lot of hair, so I understand her point. Shave it for the lady!
Randy: And who says, “I miss my rats’ nest?” That’s gross. Don’t be an idiot.

My teeth look like I’ve been eating brown paint, what’s the best way to brighten my smile quickly?
Torrie: Go to the dentist and ask for those little whitening trays.
Randy: I use whitening strips ’cause you can wrap them around your teeth like Saran Wrap, plus there’s no sensitivity.
Torrie: You could also try laser treatment, but I’ve heard horror stories about teeth hurting for days. Stick with the trays.

The girl I’m crushin’ on always makes fun of my cracked and calloused feet. She asked me to get a pedicure with her. But I think it’s kinda girly. I need advice fast.
Torrie: Give it a try. It can’t hurt, and you might end up enjoying it.
Randy: I get pedicures often, so I don’t think it’s girly at all. Just never get them painted! Seriously, though, no polish, and definitely none of that clear coat crap.
Torrie: If a guy tries it, then he’s definitely secure in his manhood. Don’t be a wimp.

WWE Magazine, December 2007. Typed up for iTorrie exclusively by Melanie.